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JJR is a slang word featured in the rap song catch flight by Kodak black meaning the "result of a broken Chinese thrift shop condom and a failed taco truck abortion" A JJR is usually disabled in some way as a result of surviving an abortion. These disabilities can range from social awkwardness and the appearance of a duck to being stuck in a wheelchair and getting a pity job at the local civic center as a overseer of athletic activities. Also, a JJR for some reason seems to get hoes without trying but always screws it up as a result of their social awkwardness
Did you see that JJR over there? He just fired that 14 year old referee for "Creeping on the girls while refereeing the 2nd grade floor hockey game" He was like GET OUT NEVER COME BACK!
JJR by TheMikeyG007 January 14, 2017
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An incredible teenage rapper from England.
Arthur: Ayy Caleb did you hear JJR’s collab with Ja Leete?
Caleb: Holy bro that shit was fire man.
JJR by RoddyPoor January 9, 2021
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John: Yo, did you hear the new JJR song?
Marie: Hell yeah, that song is totally dope bro.
JJR by RoddyPoor January 3, 2021

JJR Time 

1. Last minute vacation time
2. Vacation time taken unnecessarily, often for no reason other then one does not want to work any longer.
3. Typically a small amount of vacation, usually between two and four hours.
George: "Man, I do not want to be here today...it's Friday and I have a hot date tonight"
Fred: "Why not use JJR Time?"
George: "Dude! Great idea"
Fred: "If you are leaving then no way I want to stick around and be bored by myself. I think I will also use some JJR Time!"
JJR Time by idolatro15 March 10, 2010
she’s a super nice person and loves her bf so much and she would fuck the living balls off him and slurp him all of his kids up😈
jazzy-ay i love my bf so much
alexa- girl no you don’t you call other boys cute
jazzy- yea but they are 40 and way older than me so it’s ok
friend group- NO ITS NOT JAZZY
jazzy- y’all i seriously i love this man i want his kids and i want him to bend me over a fuck me till i bleed out and jjrazzy love him also (aka me)
jjrazzy by jjrazzy😈 December 18, 2021

bmg jjrockz 

BMG JJRockz is a really bad league racer, and i think he is the owner of AMS Racing Team
You are a BMG JJRockz
bmg jjrockz by BMGKkk April 29, 2020
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