JAFURK
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Jafuk
Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.
"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"
"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"
"Jafuk!"
"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"
"Jafuk!"
Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013
jafuka
Australian slang for "did you fuck her". Usually sent in a text message to one of your friends after he took a drunk mole(chick) home with him the night before.
Herman: How did you go with that mole last night, jafuka??
Mick: Of course, she was a fuggen 'ore(whore).
Mick: Of course, she was a fuggen 'ore(whore).
jafuka by Mickeh booh January 6, 2008
Jafuckingnine
She's gorgeous and very outgoing, has really pretty eyes & nice tone of blonde hair, a body to die for. Very bubbly & so so so talkative! She's always got a story to tell and she's very trustworthy. You could tell her anything & everything. Boy magnet, hottest babe around. So beautiful & funny, entertaining. You can't be bored when youre around Jafuckingnine. She's just too loveable.
Person #1: Damnnnnn! Look at Jafuckingnine over there -licks lips-
Person #2: Dude, I want some of her ;)
Person #2: Dude, I want some of her ;)
Jafuckingnine by lamnigs June 22, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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