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Inserting a pinky into a females rectum durring intercourse, in the motion of the American Sign Language "J"
Alex totally J hooked that slut last night!
by Drop Hard August 13, 2010
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.
Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"
by dobrom Bramis January 21, 2009
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When a man's boner bends to one direction, resembling a 'J'
Johnny's j-hook bends far to the right.
by Ross D October 08, 2007
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A turd that drops into a toilet and falls into the shape of a J.
Wow that was some J Hook Gill!
by T R A August 20, 2007
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A penis that curves or makes a sharp turn part way through the penis
Dude I was watching a porno last night and the guy had a massive j hook!
by forumlogins May 20, 2008
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A "J" Hook is when you incert you finger, most commonly the middle finger, into a womans vaginia and curve it upwards to form a J. You then preced to tickle the womans G-Spot until the female sits up, grabs you be the ears, and screams "FUCK ME, NOW".
Daniel gave Melissa the J-Hook last night. See cummed all over the new bed sheets and could not walk because her legs were so weak.
by 1hank1 March 16, 2007
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