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She is a beautiful Hispanic girl most likely from Puerto Rico, She is sexy and beautiful, she is better than everyone else and they know it, she is funny, cool, and a great person to be around, she is the girl that everyone should befriend because your life will change in a much better way with her, she's very intelligent, she's not someone who you want to become an enemy of because she will make you feel completely worthless with her words, she can be very sweet if you're nice to her, or she can be very spiteful and that's something you don't ever want. She's not a girl to mess with EVER
Oh look there goes an Ivelise she's perfect as always
Ivelise by fuckyoubitchess October 12, 2014
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Ivelisse 

Ivelisse, A girl whom is usually very beautiful and seems to have a low image of how beautiful she is. She may seem like an dopen book but she has many hidden things.
boy: Damn that Ivelisse is fine!
Ivelisse by harlequime February 24, 2008
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Ivelisse 

Ivelisse is a pretty girl with the best Personality she is kind doesn’t abuse animals has a nice smile and helpful
Ivelisse is the most confident person ever
Ivelisse by Kattiegirl May 30, 2018

ivelissa 

The world most stunning girl. She beautiful smart funny kind outgoing courageous She's Everything a man wants to have.
I want me to have a ivelissa .
ivelissa by Jskskzmxmzk May 21, 2016

Ivelisse 

An annoying, hyperactive girl who is as obsessed with sex as a bunny, and wants to reproduce with tall guys, even though she herself is very, very, very, very short.

Is still a good friend, though.
Damn, Ivelisse, stop bothering me, you little midget!
Ivelisse by Roger John Bob the Third December 30, 2008
The baddest female. She's probably from the Caribbean, has a bangin' bod and knows how to work it. She may seem quiet and beautiful, but oh boy is she deadly. Be weary for she is cold-hearted, and not many can tame her. Not to mention, her love affair with anything with a motor, makes all the men purr. Very intellectual, but keeps it on the dl. "It's easier to fight a battle when your enemy expects hand grenades, and you give them nuclear bombs."
Guy 1: Dude! I asked Ibelise out yesterday but she gave me some shit about studying
Guy 2: Yo man, she ain't lyin' I saw her down at the campus laundrymat folding clothes and reading some quantum physics shit! She don't play!
Ibelise by Tabilicious December 6, 2012
ivelyse is a cool girl who likes nolan! she is so fun to hang aroung but she is really shy at times.
omg look it’s ivelyse i’m so jealous.

Ivelyse likes nolan.
ivelyse by agirlwholikesnolan July 23, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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