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italian pizza 

The Italian pizza refers to the rare situation in which a man with a large sum of cash(dough) and a group of blonds partake in sexual intimacy. To complete the pizza, the previously mentioned females involved are required to be in the bleeding section of their menstrual cycle. All participants involved must have or feign Italian accents and heritage.
"Me and all my girlfriends have synced up our menstrual cycles. The other night Robert Diniro got us all in his bed, and told us to act like we were from the jersey shore. We thought he would say no once we told him it was our times of the month, but instead he just called it an Italian pizza"
italian pizza by ziggythatch December 17, 2013
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Italian pizza bagel 

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
Italian pizza bagel by MC peepants October 14, 2010

Italian Pizza Boy

An E-Boy but he's Italian. They tend to eat a lot of pasta, favor pizza over every other food type, and smells like garlic and cheese.
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See that Italian Pizza Boy over there? He just asked if I liked my cheese hot or greasy...
Italian Pizza Boy by robobean September 30, 2019

Italian pizza bagel 

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
Italian pizza bagel by MC peepants October 12, 2010