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When a much older, African American man with kids hits on a younger girl inapropriately, often at work.
-Are you attracted to me?
-No, sorry you're an Iratch.

-You have to watch out for that new guy at work, he has kids and has been undressing you with his eyes, he must be an Iratch.
Iratch by Twerk145 January 24, 2014
ɪrætʃi
adjective

1. a word that can be used in place of anything else. Its meaning depends on the context and tone of voice in which it is utilized.

2. can also be used as a prefix (e.g. iratchiology, iratchi-ing)
Wow, that's... pretty iratchi...
PPAP IS SUCH AN IRATCHI SONG!
I think that what you just did is truly iratchi.

I specialize in the study of iratchiology.
iratchi by yumcabbage36 November 24, 2016
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An iPod or similar device which contains only pirated songs or videos.
"Oh yeah, I have the new Kevin Smith flick. I'll give you a copy, let me get it off my iPatch."
iPatch by Nobody-Special March 16, 2009
(v.) The act of being bitched at.
(n.) A female that is, for all intents and purposes, a bitch.
Tony, your girl is buggin' out. Tell her to quit being such a iatch.
iatch by Goose H March 10, 2008

Iraqchronism 

A statement which is obviously untrue - preferrably made in an attempt to deceive those with superior intelligence
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Was the code name people used for the Apple Watch before it’s public realese
Hey do you know when the iWatch is coming out ?

It’s called the Apple Watch Dumbass get with the program
iWatch by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018
The new apple ipod watch that is in development. They plan for it to be 10 gigs.
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Flintr - iPhones suck, look at my iWatch!

Al - Sweet, trade?

Flintr - U wish
iWatch by Flintr January 15, 2008
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