Iraqnik

(1) A government employee or private contractor who has worked on Iraq issues, since 2003, for both (a) more than three years, and (b) for more than two government agencies. (2) A subject matter expert whose judgment is completely clouded by having worked too long on Iraq issues and is lost to acronyms and issues only relevant in that country.

"Sitting down with a group of Iraqniks for tea, I heard an incomprehensible jumble of prognostications, warnings, and issues without any meaning outside of the 18 provinces."

Iraqnik by TommyD04 January 25, 2009

iraqniphobia

The fear of Iraq and the rest of the middle eastern world due to the mishandling of their home soil. Iraq is simply the poster child. People tend to be afraid of what they don't understand.

America has a severe case of iraqniphobia. America is afraid of Iraq and it's practices because that's what the media spoon feeds them to believe. Sure there's problems, but how many of these problems we're caused by the "mishandling of their home soil?" Granted, there have been improvements since the Iraq "war" began, but all you'll ever hear or read about in the news is "bad news." No one want to report "good news" anymore. It's bad for ratings.

iraqniphobia by Loch Ness Mobsters July 12, 2006

Iraqniphobia

Phobia
-Fear of Iraq
-Fear of people from Iraq

Do you have any phobias?

-Yeah iraqniphobia

Scared of spiders?

-No, Iraq

Iraqniphobia by who knowwwwws September 26, 2007

Iraqnid 

Terrorist from the Middle East...

The USA recently deployed thousands of troops to exterminate the overwhelming iraqnid population in the Middle East so as to bring about democracy...

Iraqnid by AGuns November 5, 2007

Iraqnids 

Once a term exlcusively used for iraqis, it is more hilariously applied to people from the middle east as a whole. The ignorance of such a statement compounding its comedic effect.

It can also be used to describe Iraqi people that look like various types of spiders, or, inversely, spiders that look like iraqi people

see also Iraqnidphobia: a fear of spiders that resemble middle eastern people, or, a fear of middle eastern people that resemble spiders.

Example #1:

jesus but fucking christ batman! that spider looks like a god damn Iraqi! It has got to be some kind of Iraq-nid.

Example #2:
frantic lady (speaking with pest control): these huge spiders have been living in my basement for the past 2 weeks. They wont leave and it smells like 40 wet golden retrievers shitting on a bunch of dead skunks down there now!

Pest control: those aren't spiders lady those are Iraqis. Iraqnids to be precise.

Lady: What can I do to get rid of them?

pest control: make a cd of current top 40 shitty pop music and play it on repeat until the threat of insanity forces them to leave.

Lady: you're my hero. hows about you play with my butt a little while now?

Iraqnids by shiteater9000 April 13, 2010

Iraqnid 

A Camel Spider. Generally found in the Middle East. Is fucking huge.

That Iraqnid just ate my camel, yo!

Iraqnid by Goron40 December 7, 2009

Iraqniphobia

The fear of the Middle East and/or people from that region.

Dude i think my mom has Iraqniphobia....she won't let me visit Iraq for vacation!!

Iraqniphobia by Mister awesomepants August 19, 2010