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Invisalisp 

A temporary speech defect caused by the onset of Invisalign treatment
Her invisalisp shoukd only last a week or two while she gets used to having the trays in her mouth. {Invisalign} {braces} {lisp} {ortho} {orthodontist} {teeth}
Invisalisp by MamaLoz66 June 18, 2016
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Invisalisp 

A temporary speech defect caused by the onset of Invisalign treatment
Her invisalisp shoukd only last a week or two while she gets used to having the trays in her mouth. {Invisalign} {braces} {lisp} {ortho} {orthodontist} {teeth}
Invisalisp by MamaLoz66 June 18, 2016

Invisalign 

Things that the rich kids use to torture the middle-lower class.
Invisalign man: Man, I enjoy being able to take off these Invisalign whenever I want...And the best thing is nobody even notices them!
Braces man:Do I gotta choke a bitch!?

Invisalign 

Girl, don’t do it, it’s not worth it.
I’m not gonna do it girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.
*grabs popcorn*
I did it.
Invis is everything braces isn't.
Eating the foods you love, no compromises.
Invisalign.
Invisalign by a grammar nerd. 🤓 September 7, 2021

Invisalign 

Invisible braces for semi-messed up teeth. Used by dentists to raise one's hopes before crushing them by telling you that you're getting metal anyway. Each is personally sculpted using picures, x-rays, and bad-tasting gel used to make moldings of your mouth. In other words, if you even need braces, you won't be wearing these. Sorry. Things just suck that way:{(
Hey man! I'm getting my invisalign braces next week!
Good for you john...
(3 weeks later)
Hey man, guess what? I'm getting invisalign too!
stfu creature...
Invisalign by Nanomachiner October 27, 2008

Invisalign 

The alternative to braces that your parents won’t let you get and want to kill your social life
Dentist: you need braces
Kid: can I Invisalign

Dentist: yes
Parents: no you can’t get Invisalign even though it’s cheaper and less painfull your getting the torture device (braces)
Invisalign by Callsign Roach June 16, 2021

Invisalign 

Not entirely "Invisible" as the name might suggest. People are bound to notice how your teeth have sprouted growths or "attachments" that give the aligners leverage to move the teeth. Also in my case, I have to wear rubber bands on the sides, clearly visible if I open my mouth even slightly.

Nowadays, orthodontists are able to produce individualized aligners without putting molding mud in your mouth, they use a lil scanner wand to scan your teeth and get a 3D model.

Sure, I'll be paying the bill for the most of next year, but I think it's worth it in order to have my front teeth actually be my FRONT teeth.
Check it out, I'm wearing my Invisalign... just in case you were wondering why my teeth look really thick and super shiny.
Invisalign by Defcon Johnson August 19, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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