Immetrical

Something that is made of both Imperial and Metric parts. These (usually old vehicles) can be difficult to work on, because to do the job properly at least 2 sets of the same tools are needed.

Gary: Can you pass me that weird spanner again?
Steve: The 13/16? Yeah ok...
Gary: Immetrical landrover crap

by mongoosander May 28, 2010

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

Imperical

Descriptor similar to tubular or righteous, generally used in approval, derived from a mix-up between empirical and imperial

That was a totally imperical kickflip!

by WiiTripper December 22, 2023