illuminater

When a man cant stop jizzing, he turnes out the lights, grabbs a flash lighte, sets it to strobe, and video tapes his verstion of niagrafalls.
shit im having an illuminater!
ill get the flashlight!!!
by bonermaloner November 17, 2011
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illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.
by Britney Jones July 25, 2014
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