Ilkley 

God's waiting room.

foreigner: "why are there so many old people around?"
Ilkley inhabitant: "they are queuing up to die"

Ilkley by InTheKnow;) August 25, 2012

Ilkley 

A small town near Leeds full of old people, and posh twats who live in big houses and shop at Jack Wills, but who like to think they're badass because they're 'from Yorkshire.' It has all the snobbishness of the South condensed into one highstreet with a couple of cafes and some charity shops.

Ilkley Mother - "Let's go partake of luncheon in Betty's Cafe! Hopefully there won't be too many peasants on the streets today."
Ilkley Daughter - "Certainly mama, just let me fetch my Chanel handbag and Gucci glasses as I simply cannot be seen in public without them!"

Ilkley by Mrs Rumpelstiltskin March 14, 2011

Archbishop Ilsley 

The teachers are all nobs bar Mr Rees and Mr Jones they're calm. However chris corrigan is a cumstain who needs to be shat on in his sleep, prick deffo has a vibrator he uses in his office when he's bored and his missus hasn't left him yet cus she's scared he'll hit the stellas.

Archbishop ilsley was a good school until Corrigan got promoted

Archbishop Ilsley by Corrigans a w*nker November 24, 2021

Illeyenoise

A fashionable movement originated from an Illinois native, a style that small town natives will want to learn; To be sick (great), seen and heard all at the same time.

Ill eye noise Illinois Illeyenoise

Illeyenoise by K. Patrice Parker April 30, 2010

Pope iLLeY 

Pope iLLeY is a profesional CoD player for The Dallas Empire. He’s an absolute pope at every activity he takes part of and he’s believed to be the second coming of the Undertaker. His gaming chair smells amazing and he ordered KFC at 2 AM according to MJChino. He also thinks Celliums butt is big.

“Pope iLLeY is an absolute unit, I can see him winning online champs”
“Pope iLLeY is an online warrior, but he acts like the Undertaker to scare his opponents on LAN.

Pope iLLeY by Silencxer September 30, 2020

ilsley 

A northwestern Chad. Most commonly found in the south Paris communities of Maine. A puppy dog who will shot himself if left alone. A true rookie at his job. Hates the Eagles and himself.

I feel bad for Ilsley…. He’s an Ilsley

ilsley by Dad907 October 19, 2021