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a very gay Slovenian twig. He doesn't like screaming children but who likes those anyway. His humor is broken and he probably laughed at that video of the bread slice falling over. Ilaij is very cool and knows how to dress well, he's charming and a huge gentleman. Also he's extremely attractive.
Person A: Did you hear the news yet? Ilaij and Danny ate smoked cheese at the cinema during the Barbie movie
Person B: LMFAO Ilaij is so funny & random
Ilaij by definitelynotSvetlana August 16, 2023
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Ilaina is very open and will talk to anyone about anything. She can make almost anybody laugh. Her smile is gorgeous and her facial expressions can explain how she feels. She is very intelligent and jaw-dropping. She can clean up nicely if she wants to and can make you fall in love with her.
"I'm not surprised her name is Ilaina!"
Ilaina by Jwiciksneigna June 1, 2017
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Ilaijia • Ilaij • Ilija • Ilijah • Ilai • ilaisa • ilijana • Ilaina • ilaise • ilajane
Ilijas are mostly the cleverest guys in your town. They are very kind to all and you wont regret to be around them. If you have any problems , Ilijas are the best persons to talk to. They are never in rush and always laidback. Very tall guys which look hot as f*ck. They always have a goal and try to reach it. If an Ilija asks you out you must say yes because they never cheat on you and are the best guys to be in a relationship with. They are selfconfident and zen. They can be pretty wise-ass because of them knowleg and way of thinking. Ilijas can be pretty funny, they also can be serious if needed. They are pretty crazy so you will have a fun time with them. They are one of the loyal kind of people but if you lie to them or something similar they can get pretty sad dissapointed of you. Treat them like they are the only important person and suprise them by taking them out. A good example for the summer is to go out to a hill, get a picnic blanket and watch the stars in the skys. They are pretty good to relax, have sex and vibe. They want to hook up so don`t play games on them. If an Ilija gets into ypur life feel like you got a present from destiny
A: Do you know someone special who is smart and kind?

B: Yeah! Ilija is the perfect guy for you.
Ilija by Your narrator November 24, 2020
Ilaila is an absolutely amazing girl with long hair freckles on her face she can be an amazing best friend she can also have a sister she is the most amazing person ever and is extremely strong but don't piss her off or else...
Patrick: oh hey ilaila what's that on your shirt?
(Ilaila looks at her shirt Patrick flicks her in the nose)
Ilaila: oh Patrick you shouldn't have done that
Patrick: why?
(Ilaila chases Patrick with a stick and hits him in the head and he falls to the ground)
Ilaila: that's why
(walks away with a smile)
The best, most bestest religion ever. Believes in a god named Ilija who is the supreme god of everything.
It has booze and hookers, join it.
Him:Do you believe in Ilijism?
Her:No
Him:I'm leaving you
Ilijism by Ilija-Omnigod June 12, 2017
A Beautiful and wonderful girl who has those wonderful eyes and every boy falls in love with her
Hey you are such an Ilijana

What's that ?
A beautiful and wonderful girl with amazing eyes
ilijana by #girlpower December 17, 2017
One of the funniest people to be around. An Ilaida will always say the weirdest things but always laugh at themselves. They can be very temperamental and if you catch her at the wrong time she could break you apart. Ilaida’s tend to be crazy and love anything as weird as her. No matter what happens she decides to be a nerd in the best of ways. Every guy wishes they could be with an Ilaida but she is very overprotective of herself and is very self conscious so she won’t open up to easily. That is what makes guys attracted to her is her secretive aura. An Ilaida will never fail to put a smile on your face.
Wow that Ilaida is super intriguing

I wonder what that Ilaida is thinking?
I wish I had an Ilaida to make me laugh
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