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Ignorning 

When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, but you choose to ignore it.
"Sorry I'm late, my bus broke down!"
"No way, you were totally ignorning."

"I completely ignorned today so I'm feeling fresh."
Ignorning by Katiecorn August 25, 2008
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ignoranting 

the act of spewing opinionated gibberish by one who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about
'dude, nobody wants to hear your ignoranting about evolution anymore'
ignoranting by sircasey February 16, 2009

ignoriginal

adj.

Perceived to be original by its creator, but actually lacking in originality.
"Dude, that new song you wrote sounds just like Joy Division."
"What? Who?"
"…Okay, so it's ignoriginal…dumbass."
ignoriginal by b0k0 November 2, 2009

ignoring 

ignoring - pretending that that you're doing something else and or acting as if you're not being spoken to.
Ignoring my wife's need to talk about me cheating on her! !
ignoring by Vengeful wife December 28, 2015

ignoying 

your being ignoying
ignoying by Steven Love May 25, 2003

ignoringness 

Ignoringness, as in describing what happened when someone was ignoring you.
when my girlfriend was ignoring me and I demonstrated how and said there is your ignoringness
ignoringness by Wylsey September 26, 2006

ignoring me 

people that will also never talk to me again lmfao
ignoring me= your last time talking to me lmaoo
ignoring me by dralcc July 10, 2021
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