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Noun. Sometimes used as an adjective, ie. "iFinnish" "iFink you Freaky"
Scholars have identified several uses by various cultures across time living the the apartment next d00r.

1. iFin was developed by a shark known as Steve Jaws, and lauded for being like if the third Reich and snoopy had a child, quickly became a prosthetic Fin replacement for sharks injured by iEds, interspecies Erectile dyslexia.

2. iFin, or iFinished my supper. Can I have iCe cream? iSuppose...

3. iFin - iT is Finished! iM quitting iNternet. iFucking hate cell phones too. You guys are playing hockey and iM in a ballet class. I hate you all. Accept iDo love one.

iFin - iFinally found the stargate. iM not trying to get hurt, but iWill pass. (VoIce: You shall not pass!)

iFinnish - iFinish this life and scientology will reincarnate me as Tom CruzZ! Then i'll show you all! I'll be a real man, loved by young and old. Humans and Donald Trump-Borg 20.1. All of you who made fun of me for my slapstick routine and useless dictionary entries, you will relent and bake me cookies.

iFinnish - Goodbye cruel dictionary.
iFin by youBETTERlikeFOOD October 20, 2018
Related Words
what you give when someone is bragging about their new icrap.
iderp: duh look at my new Ipad. It's just like the iphone I also have but it's bigger and more expensive and even crappier
me: here's my iFinger
iFinger by masteroffire February 29, 2012
It's the finger(s) you purposely keep clean when you eat something messy so you could operate your touchscreen smartphone/tablet/GPS without making the screen look like your plate.
These ribs are delicious and messy, but I have to keep my pinky clean cause its my iFinger.
iFinger by jessenj January 23, 2012
An adult, plastic toy developed by Apple to provide special customer service. Known as Steve Job's last great innovation.
1. My iFinger is too big. Hopefully Apple will make the iFinger 2 smaller
iFinger by James Holster December 9, 2012
When your thumb shakes when holding an iPhone
Dack: Dude, what's wrong with your finger?
Jack: It's just my iFinger
iFinger by LuckySandvich August 10, 2016

Star-ifing 

To take something scandalous and make it extremely wholesome, just like star
"one second I'm star-ifing the thonged water dragon"
Star-ifing by Gaml1n3 March 14, 2021