ISJH

The Acronym for Insert Sexual Joke Here. Usually enclosed with parenthesis

Used when writing a serious piece of information where you would love to put a quick joke, but decide not to, as to not confuse your readers.

I was having the hardest time (ISJH) last night, trying to write that paper. For some reason, I just couldn't get it going (ISJH)

My teacher got crazy pissed at me when I fell asleep, and if she tells the principle, I'm totally screwed (ISJH).