INFRAT 

More pointed form of TL;DR. "I'm not fucking reading all that."

Lengthy wall of text post

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INFRAT by PepeSee February 7, 2023

Infartuated 

When romantic feelings/infatuation has reached a point where various human functions that would usually be deemed gross and/or repulsive such as; farting, boogers, body odour, bad breath, menstruation, just to name a few become the norm in the unforeseen blink of loves eye.

Tom is spending the night at Shelly's, they are cuddling in her bed when suddenly Tom casually yet forcefully pushes out a monster fart which should repulse Shelly but instead she embraces him and kisses his cheek. Totally infartuated.

Infartuated by manicbubble June 4, 2015

inflatable love sheep 

This is the rural version of the human inflatable love doll for beastiality perverts!

Billy Bob done got his inflatable love sheep by UPS, he's gonna party tonight!

inflatable love sheep by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2020

infraundecalocktophobia

The fear of 11 or fewer locks.
Infra: Less than
Undeca: 11
Lockto: Locks
Phobia: Fear

You have a single lock on your door, only?! Dude, you know I have infraundecalocktophobia!

infraundecalocktophobia by IxXThe_IlluminatiXxI June 8, 2020

Infragment 

A word that is used when a clown wants to sound smart but doesn’t know that is spelled infringement

“Ima sue him for Infragment of my name”-Antonio brown

Infragment by Antonio_Brown84 February 11, 2020

Infatuated 

The disgustingly happy feeling that is quite similar to a head injury. When infatuated, all common sense fails you. You turn into a giddy, giggling, goofily happy version of yourself that raises the eyebrows of the people that generally know you as a calm, smart, down to earth individual. You lose all sense of time while you're with the object of infatuation. You sit and grin while sitting in traffic remembering all sorts of little details of the times you've spent together. Sometimes, you laugh out loud and strangers look at you in fear and amusement. Your priorities suddenly change, everything that was important is no longer so. You forget or blatantly ditch out on events that don't involve your infatuation. You smile like a fool when their name shows up on your phone, you become a flustered moron when you're with them and yet you love it. You can't shut up to save your life, rambling the weirdest stories you've ever heard coming out of your mouth. Seeing them makes your whole week worthwhile. Dating, staying overnight, and waking up with them feels so amazing you question your sanity. You fall asleep and wake up thinking of the infatuation. You listen to terrible songs that remind you of them and check the urban dictionary to ensure your condition is normal. It's a wonderfully horrible change of character that should be welcomed but kept on a leash, lest someone have you committed.

"Is she walking around smiling to herself, singing, skipping and forgetting all our plans because of the brain injury she received in the car accident?"

"No, that healed up. She's just head over heels infatuated with her man."

Infatuated by Dramatixx86 October 18, 2013

Inflation 

If monkeys have one banana, banana valuable. If monkeys grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

I do not understand why printing more money would cause an inflation. I don't get it

Inflation by anonymous December 17, 2020