Most guys that get married get a mother inlaw, but other less fortunate fella's get a cunt inlaw. No matter what these poor slobs do to appease the old bat its never good enough and the nosey bitch is always trying to break up a happy couple. Cunt inlaws problems most often stem from being jealous of their own daughters having a better marriage than they do.

One day an average Joe surprises his coworkers by actually going out with them for drinks after work. One of them ask him whats the occasion and the response is, "I called my sweety and found out the cunt inlaw stopped by for another unannounced visit."

cunt inlaw by jpg3 October 6, 2010

ialw

“In a legal way” Use whenever something seems sus but you want to make it acceptable.

“Even tho you’re underage i love you ialw”

ialw by poptart_titties July 12, 2020

IALAC

An acronym created by Dr. Sidney B. Simon, professor of Education, retired from the Univ. of Massachusetts. His activity, I Am Lovable And Capable, was developed to help children not put themselves down and learn to value themselves. He later wrote a book by that title. The activity has become so popular that so many people have 'borrowed' it (read "plagiarized") that they've separated his name and authorship from the material. He is still actively conducting trainings all over the US. Because the metaphor in the exercise is a SIGN with the IALAC letters on it, people say, "He ripped my sign" when they mean "he hurt my feelings."

He ripped my IALAC sign.

IALAC by Barnegat Blummis August 12, 2006

IALAC

(Eye-uh-Lack) n.

Acronym meaning "I am lovable and capable". IALAC correlates to your self-worth, often based on positive and negative events that happened to you recently.

Negative events can tear or damage your IALAC, positive ones may repair it.

My IALAC is torn because Bobby called me a bourgeois tomato head.

IALAC by and120cents February 3, 2006

iamawesome.com

IAmAwesome.com declares "it's true." This is useful in at least a couple of ways. First way is proving to someone that you've told that you're awesome and they need proof. Or to prove to someone that's awesome, that they are indeed awesome. You can send them to that web address where they can see it in writing. It's playful and fun. We shouldn't need proof to feel awesome. But for those skeptics out there, there is written proof. Just accept it as fact and move on.

Me: You are so awesome!
Awesome skeptic: Yeah right. Whatever.

Me: I can prove it.

Awesome skeptic: Then prove it.

Me: Go to IAmAwesome.com
Awesome skeptic: "It says , 'it's true'."
Me: I told you so.

Awesome skeptic: touche it looks like I am awesome.

iamawesome.com by MsCtrl January 14, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026