I Woke up Chris breezy

This is mostly used when women do dumb shit.
Zoe: *cheats*
Jeff: I woke up Chris breezy
Zoe: *dies*
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I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women
Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy
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I woke up Chris Breezy

This saying originates are lyrics from a song called "Freaky Friday" made by Lil dicky featuring Chris brown. This saying is usually used when a man is saying he's gonna hit a woman, referencing when Chris Brown physically assaulted his girlfriend.
Woman: "You can't hit me, I'm a girl!"

Man: "I woke up Chris breezy!"

Woman: Afraid
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