i have to pee 

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

i have to pee by Theunicornmanz May 6, 2018

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

I have to pee like a mother by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

I have to pee like a monster 

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

I have to pee like a monster by Emory February 12, 2006

I have to pee like a bandit! 

When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.

Ohh eemm geee! I have to pee like a bandit!

Okay, not gonna lie, I have to pee like a bandit.

I have to pee like a bandit! by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010

idk but i have to pee 

Trying to avoid a topic so you quickly leave the room until the topic has changed

Me: what should I search on urban dictionary?

Friend: idk but I have to pee...

idk but i have to pee by Squidnation January 31, 2014