I'm Not Familiar With That

"I'm not familiar with that" is simply a term to use when you're caught red-handed.

Cops: We caught you driving 75 in a 25.

You: I'm not familair with that.

Girlfriend: It's over! I saw you kissing Beth, you jerk.

You: I'm not familiar with that.

by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009