Leading somebody on with the promise of a 69 and then ditching them. Sucker.
He was totally digging me but i pulled a "68 and i owe you one"
by Emberlix February 20, 2005
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A common phrase with the connotation "I feel I'm in the minority on this subject" that has received ridiculous amounts of trendy hate from the socially-impaired unable to understand anything in a non-literal manner.
Honest Question: "Am I the only one who...?"

Person 1: "You're never the only one!"
Person 2: "You're never the only one idiot!"
Person 3: "Idiot, you're NEVER the only one"
Person 4: "Yeah, you can never possibly be the only one!"
Person 5: "We are so LOGICAL!"
by Breadline October 29, 2011
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I am the one the one the one. Try to unscramble this message. I W I L L N O T L I V E T H A T L O N G P L E A S E H E L P
by GokuAnanta_SSJB May 19, 2020
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A catchphrase often used by Lee on Oh Shiitake Mushrooms skits from YouTube. Basically you want a normal day with no situations from Leland (Kid Temper Tantrum).
Leland: *throws cake on the van*
Lee: “I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY!”
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A common phrase often used by Lee on Oh Shiitake Mushrooms skits from YouTube. Basically you want a normal day without any situations from other people and especially Leland (a.k.a. Kid Temper Tantrum).
Leland: (Whatever situation he makes in any skit)
Lee: “I JUST WANT ONE NORMAL DAY!”
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A way of saying "don't f*&%$ with me" if someone is trying to start shit with you in any way shape or form or I will retaliate.
Vonshay was tryin' to be up in my shit, and I'm like, bitch I am NOT the one.
by Ekeoutmyisis March 12, 2016
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You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!
By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”
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