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Hypodfuck 

Pronounced: Hypo-d-Fuck

Hypo= Hyper
d= dumb

Hypodfuck: A dumbfuckness at cosmic scale

note: cosmic scale is greater than astronomic scale by scalar multiples of 10^3

Hypodfucks do not be long to the set of dumb nor to dumbfucks. In the set of dumb, you can linearly add the dumb people together and their stupidity will add up proportionally and linearly as well.

That is:

1 dumb person's stupidity + 2 dumb person's stupidity = 3 dumb person's stupidity

however, in Hypodfuck's set, the addition is not linear therefore, they require their own set:

1 hypodfuckism + 2 hypodfuckism = Cosmic scale catastrophe

e.g. If leaders of the world, all belong to set of Hypodfucks, the consequences of their actions will cause catastrophe and total annihilation of everything living on the surface of the planet earth and potential future organisms within this portion of the Milkyway Galaxy.

note: a super nova explosion belongs to the class of cosmic catastrophe
Sarah Palin is a hypodfuck

Rush Limbaugh is a hypodfuck

Tea Bagger party is a party of hypodfuck

Bush is an example of hypodfuck

Mahmood Ahmadinejad (Islamic Republic of Iran)'s president is an example of hypodfuck.
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Hypofuckism 

a medical disorder in which you have no more fucks left to give
Anderson: "I've had it with people that refuse to wear masks. I literally have no more fucks left to give."

Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."

Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."
Hypofuckism by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020

hyperfuck 

Two people fuck at an incredible rate and speed, that is creates an low audible hum or buzz. Often similar to the sounds of a space ship going into hyperspeed.
Bro didn't you fuck Bethany last night? How'd that go?
Dude we hyperfuck so hard, my dick almost took off like a rocket ship.
hyperfuck by TrackDaddy December 26, 2019

Hypofukapotamus 

1. A hypocritical, vindictive and controlling beau whom possesses a complete and total lack of common sense, general know-how and ability to be a good lover, friend or general acquaintance.

2. When your beau ruins absolutly everything with their ridiculous and unstable ways.

3. Someone you don't want any kind of relationship with until you have one.

4. The worst kind of beau.
I though he was my soulmate, but he was nothing but a Hypofukapotamus.
Hypofukapotamus by Shellfrog October 13, 2019

Hyphefuckination 

To insert the word fuckin into an ordinary word, as a means of emphasis.
"That was fanfuckintastic!" "Absofuckinlutely" This is Hyphefuckination

hoodfucked

Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked over the steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.
Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.

Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!
hoodfucked by kirka boy April 21, 2008

HyperFucked

Jackie did some dumb ass shit and now she’s HyperFucked and is gunna get her ass beat
HyperFucked by Wholesome__man March 18, 2023