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Hot Mill Handshake 

Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.
Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake
Hot Mill Handshake by Copco July 6, 2016

Hot'Lanta Handshake 

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.
I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

Hot tea handshake 

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.
Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.

Hot Dog Handshake 

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"