Hot handshake

When your butt is cupped my another persons hand, and you expel gas (fart) into their palm.

Woman: “hey, lover, have you ever had a hot handshake?”
Man: “no dear, what is a hot handshake?”
Woman: “place your hand over my butt”, while she strains vigorously to push out a fart that may or may not be wet.

by WertherButt November 27, 2022

Hot Mill Handshake

Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.

Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake

by Copco July 6, 2016

Hot'Lanta Handshake

Where a male vomits on his own erect penis, then uses the vomit as lube to jerk himself off. He then proceeds to catch his cum in his mouth.

I was going to invite my girlfriend over for sex, but decided it was too much hassle. So I gave myself a Hot'Lanta Handshake and went to bed.

by Handshakes for All May 29, 2017

Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.

Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.

by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012