Horwich 

A Small, shitty little town on the outskirts of Bolton where the main attractions include a crappy leisure center and aldi. Beware of Station park in the middle of this arse heap, as this is where the local chavs hang out, give abuse to pensioners and be general dipshits. This isnt the only place for chavs however, as basically the whole of horwich are dickheads who will kick off with you for anything and everything, mainly because they want your shoes. The locals also partake in the act of "munging" in the local church yard.

Chav 1: Yesh mateeeee going down station park for a bit of mungingggg horwich styleeeeeee
Passer by 1: Holy fuck lets get out of this shit heap!
Passer by 2: What a chodey place

Horwich by FuCkmERoYaLLy October 21, 2010

Harwich Port

Harwich Port is a village of Harwich, Massachusetts, U.S
Harwich Port is on massachusetts route 28 and is very populated. It has many Flex, H2O bus stops as well. Harwich Port is a famous area known by everyone on cape cod.

Harwich Port is very densely housed and also has alot of apartment buildings.

Harwich Port by ioonospeherzz21321 April 4, 2011

harwich dirt child

If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.

What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.

harwich dirt child by Big Dick78 August 22, 2022

West Harwich 

West Harwich is probley the unsafest and ghettoest place in Harwich if there was one, it has a 7 eleven and the most populated area of harwich.

West Harwich is boss okay? get over it East Harwich :D

West Harwich by kokosinga2020 November 28, 2010

Harwich 

a small cape cod town where everyone claims that nothing happens, but in actuality we've had our fair share of shitshows. small school filled with copious amounts of unnecessary drama. but if you dig down deep enough you can find some really genuine people. the only place to go is bank street beach, which we all make out to be so much better than it actually is. the majority of teachers in your school have had your parents as students too. in our town, gossip spreads almost as fast as venereal diseases do. i love this town :)

1: did you hear about the infection tina from Harwich got?
2: yeah i think she got it from dan
1: dan..as in my boyfriend dan?
2: O.

Harwich by t :) nice January 31, 2010

Harwich 

A town On the Island of Cape Cod in the State of Massachusetts which is in the United States Of America. It has 7 villages
1) Pleasant Lake - You have Massachusetts route 124 here and alot of people dont really know much about this village

2) Harwich Center - This area has alot of History Buildings in fact its a Historic Distrcit
3) Harwich Port - This is a very Crowded area its also very vibrant with Culture and but recently theres been a Increasement in Violence
4) West Harwich - Overpopulated area with many buidings here it is On Massachusetts Route 28
5) East Harwich - "The Unfair neighboorhood" with to many people who think Route 39 is the biggest Highway ever

6) South Harwich - There arent alot of things here but Red River beach
7) North Harwich - A area of intrest by builders around Cape Cod and many new houses here

I live in Harwich and i admit there is quite a bit of drama in are schools!

Harwich by IAmsoscoool March 7, 2011

harwich 

Cape Cod town full of over-dramatic, slutty, lying, two-faced bitches. We're known all around the Cape for our small-town drama and we've got nothing to offer but seem to think we do. The only good thing about Harwich is about 2% of the people are good friends and cool people, the other 98% suck. We don't even have our own football and hockey teams because we're so small and have like no money. It's a gay place with gay people and almost everyone hates living here.

Did you hear about Harwich?
No why?
NEITHER DID I. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS THERE.

harwich by Who else? December 4, 2004