two to three days home ("cocoon") retreat after getting married. Most common in self-employed urban couples that can’t afford and/or see no purpose in having a typical honeymoon trip but still want to take a break from their social-group-party routine in the city. Involves activities like sex, cooking, drinking good wine, etc.
Couples often agree on turning off all electronic gadgets and equipments during the honeycoon period but rarely manage to do so for more than a day.
The preceding marriage is usually a simple and quick civil ceremony.
Couples often agree on turning off all electronic gadgets and equipments during the honeycoon period but rarely manage to do so for more than a day.
The preceding marriage is usually a simple and quick civil ceremony.
We get married on thursday morning and already bought some good wine for our honeycoon. Not replying to any emails 'till monday!
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by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020
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by #1ABF December 5, 2014
Get the honkeymoon mug.At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.
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by CMFS February 5, 2010
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The honeymoon's over.
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