Honeycoon 

two to three days home ("cocoon") retreat after getting married. Most common in self-employed urban couples that can’t afford and/or see no purpose in having a typical honeymoon trip but still want to take a break from their social-group-party routine in the city. Involves activities like sex, cooking, drinking good wine, etc.
Couples often agree on turning off all electronic gadgets and equipments during the honeycoon period but rarely manage to do so for more than a day.
The preceding marriage is usually a simple and quick civil ceremony.

We get married on thursday morning and already bought some good wine for our honeycoon. Not replying to any emails 'till monday!

Honeycoon by Singer Without a Band December 8, 2010

honemoon 

It's not a real word. You mistakenly removed the wrong Y from the sentence.

"Your honeymoon is gonna be so amazing. The Y is silent"

In other words,
"our honeymoon is gonna be so amazing..."

and not,
"Your honemoon is gonna be so amazing..."

honemoon by defining_tiktok October 6, 2020

honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014

Anal Honeycomb

At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.

Me and jeff got anal honeycombed yesterday!!

Anal Honeycomb by Sweaty Thighs April 22, 2015

Honemoon 

To honemoon: The art of misreading something and appearing idiotic as a result.

I honemooned a sentence so bad, I went viral on tiktok as a result.

Honemoon by teachwithtadgh October 7, 2020

honeymoon snow 

Used to describe snowfall accumulation when the total cannot be predicted. You know you're going to get it, but you don't know how many inches.

Wendy: How much snow are we supposed to get?

Ralph: They're not sure. It's honeymoon snow. You know you're going to get it...

honeymoon snow by CMFS February 5, 2010

honeymoon's over 

when the state of infatuation between a couple ends only to be replaced by constant fighting and usually followed by a break-up.

The honeymoon's over.

honeymoon's over by flamber August 28, 2009