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homofuerst 

that man is the homofuerst
homofuerst by homofuerst May 26, 2014

homofeelasack 

Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.
homofeelasack by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004

Homofelinius 

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and human. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis. After Tardis was unable to figure out how to go back home, however, the Gallifreyan ruler found love throughout the universe, even breeding with a few humans on the way. The resulting offspring later bred with more humans, eventually losing their Timelord touch and becoming a simple Homofelinius.

Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Bob: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?! *Points at a Homofelinius*
Joe: What, you mean Frank? He's a Homofelinius.
Frank: ...Bob, I'm right here, you didn't have to yell.
Homofelinius by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

Timelord Homofelinius 

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.

Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius*
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026