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homofuerst 

that man is the homofuerst
homofuerst by homofuerst May 26, 2014

homofeelasack 

Someone who can't stop bleeding, like a homopheliac, through the anus.
I fell off my bike and scraped my knees and my ass started bleeding. I couldn't get it to stop, even pluging it with a schlong didn't help.
homofeelasack by Jared n' Chris December 12, 2004

Homofelinius 

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and human. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis. After Tardis was unable to figure out how to go back home, however, the Gallifreyan ruler found love throughout the universe, even breeding with a few humans on the way. The resulting offspring later bred with more humans, eventually losing their Timelord touch and becoming a simple Homofelinius.

Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Bob: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?! *Points at a Homofelinius*
Joe: What, you mean Frank? He's a Homofelinius.
Frank: ...Bob, I'm right here, you didn't have to yell.
Homofelinius by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

Timelord Homofelinius 

(noun)
A unique species that can be described as a mix between cat and Timelord. No, it did not come into existence through bestiality. Its origins can be traced back to the very first ruler of Gallifrey, Tardis.

Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Us)
Plural Pronunciation: (Time-Lord Hoe-Moe-Fee-Line-Ee-Eye)
Timelord A: What the hell is that thing? *Points at a Timelord Homofelinius*
Timelord B: That's Tardis... A Timelod Homofelinius...
Tardis: What the heck, man? I'm right here.
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