Holocuck

An politician or social media personality who conforms his or her viewpoint to a model that excludes any discussion of Jewish influence in media, politics or finance so as to ensure continued backing from his financiers.

Faced with the pressures of personal as well professional cancellation, even the most outspoken of alternative media personalities will eventually capitulate to the will of their paymasters, to wit, will become Holocucks who do whatever their ultimate bidding.

Holocuck by JebediahSpringfield88 December 15, 2022

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The Holocock

A thought-terminating cliché used by Jews to decry any opinion contrary to their own and, more generally, to cudgel Europeans into submission.

Instead of arguing from a rational basis, the rabbi will begin with emotional appeals and, failing that, whip out the Holocock against you to settle the matter once and for all.

The Holocock by JebediahSpringfield88 December 14, 2022

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Holocuck • Nuclear Holofuck • The Holocock

Nuclear Holofuck

When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.

Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!

No! im not gonna do that!

JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!

Fine...

HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS ASPLODING!!! ITS JIMMY'S NUCLEAR HOLOFUCK!!!

Nuclear Holofuck by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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