Holocuck

An politician or social media personality who conforms his or her viewpoint to a model that excludes any discussion of Jewish influence in media, politics or finance so as to ensure continued backing from his financiers.

Faced with the pressures of personal as well professional cancellation, even the most outspoken of alternative media personalities will eventually capitulate to the will of their paymasters, to wit, will become Holocucks who do whatever their ultimate bidding.

Holocuck by JebediahSpringfield88 December 15, 2022

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The Holocock

A thought-terminating cliché used by Jews to decry any opinion contrary to their own and, more generally, to cudgel Europeans into submission.

Instead of arguing from a rational basis, the rabbi will begin with emotional appeals and, failing that, whip out the Holocock against you to settle the matter once and for all.

The Holocock by JebediahSpringfield88 December 14, 2022

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Holocuck • Nuclear Holofuck • The Holocock

Nuclear Holofuck

When your dumb as hell friend does an action that is so incredibly stupid (even by their standards) and ends up getting completely fucked up in the process.

Jimmy! go put this bag of chips in the microwave!

No! im not gonna do that!

JIMMY! YOU FAT FUCK! go put these chips in the microwave!

Fine...

HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS ASPLODING!!! ITS JIMMY'S NUCLEAR HOLOFUCK!!!

Nuclear Holofuck by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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