A pot hocket is when you forcefully insert your dog into your blender and then set your blender on fire, while chanting "POT HOCKET" loudly. Also a form of soup.
Man, did you hear? Jimmy pot hocketed his dog.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.
Belinda set about preparing her kitchen for pot hocket.
by Nuebuekuemue September 13, 2017
Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
by WHC_Omega November 23, 2015
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