Hjort

The coolest mother fucking name anyone could ever have.

Damn did you see that Hjort he is cool as Shit.

Those Hjort's are the coolest mother fuckers in town... No the world!

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by Howdydoody June 28, 2016

Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.

Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.

by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019

Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you

“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”

by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Hortencia

Hortencia is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet. She always smells really good and always has on a bomb ass outfit. Don’t ever let her go! She is so sweet and caring. Once you get to know her, you will see how funny and cute she is. She is full of energy and love and always wants to explore places and travel. Many girls are jealous of her amazing personality and her good looks.

Boy 1: Did you see Hortencia’s outfit?
Boy 2: She has a good style!
Girl 1: Shut up, she has a horrible style.
Boy 2: You’re just jealous you dress like shit.

by suckmydickie September 10, 2020

HORTU

A person that is super pretty looking but is a huge dick.

Wow, that guy Tyler is a real HORTU.

by jmersh February 8, 2015

HJOTP

Please note: To use the work correctly you must pronounce each letter separately.

The acronym for "Hand Job Over The Pants". An HJOTP is very useful in situations where risk of getting caught are higher then usual. If someone is coming around the corner, one has to simply pull their hand away from the others swollen private part and act as though nothing strange had been going on.

Popular HJOTP locations are: Theaters, funerals, grandma's house and day cares.

Ben: "Yesterday I was giving Bobby an HJOTP because his mom was in the other room."

Darryl: "No way! Did you get busted?"

Ben: "Naw man, luckily I was giving him an HJOTP and pulled away at the last second. Bobby's mom had no idea. I know Bobby sure loved it though."

Darryl: "I'm jealous ..."

by Maffou March 13, 2008

Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.

I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003