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Hillbilly Hell 

The deep south- Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia. Don't get me wrong, some parts of the south aren't horrible, but when they're bad, dammit, they're bad. Take it from me, I lived there, and it was a fate worse than death.

They're the Bible belt states. It's bad enough there if you're Christian. If you're Jewish, Muslim, or anything else, don't even consider going there. Hell, if you're black, hispanic, or anything besides white, don't go there. Hillbilly Hell is the most intolerant, racist place in the US. If you're not being hung because "yew ain't white", or at least scruntinized for it, you'll find that the native Bible Beltians all have the mentality of 6th graders. Even the adults.
Even if the people there didn't lick mad ass, the shitastic weather makes it a true squalid hellhole. It's 90 degrees and humid most of the year, except the 2 months that it's winter. And by winter, I mean 40 degree weather that feels like -40 because the air is pretty much saturated all the time.
Satan originally settled it as Hell, but he thought he was being a little TOO harsh.
Ashley: Did Meg have to move to Alabama?
Patrick: I don't know, but it'd suck if she did. That place is hillbilly hell...
Hillbilly Hell by J@n1c3 June 21, 2011

Hillbilly Hellhammer

An alcoholic beverage that consists of Jagermeister, Whiskey, and a splash of soda. Usually taken as a shot

Hellbilly 

A real badass hillbilly. The typical Hellbilly drinks hard liquor, smokes weed, is fond of cussing and doing things many folks would call blasphemy, gets into fights often due to a don't fuck with me attitude, packs a gun, has tattoos, has a general disregard for authority, loves driving pick up trucks down muddy roads, and is hell-bent on living life to the fullest and doesn't care what people think. Often listens to or plays Country and Death Metal. See Hank III for an example.
Yours truly is a Hellbilly.
Hellbilly by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

hellbilly 

Hillbilly with attitude. Likes fast cars and rock chicks. Has tattoos covering at least 20% of his body. Known for public drunkenness and urination.
"hey man, you see dat cat right der.. dat's one hellbilly som'bitch"
hellbilly by Chris Gaines August 8, 2003

hellbelly 

"That darn Danger Dan, I swear he's a Hellbelly" or "You're God damn right I'm a hellbelly and proud of it!"
hellbelly by ChainsawForHands January 10, 2018

hellbilly 

a redneck who likes to raise hell: drink heavily, smoke pot, commit petty crimes, and other illegal and seedy behavior.

Used as a term of pride among anti-social poor whites.

While a hellbilly is not necessarily a racist, many have white power sympathies.

Origin: a combination of "hell" and "hillbilly."
Small towns in Appalachia and the Deep South are hellbilly territory.
hellbilly by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Hellbilly 

Music Artist from Nashville, Tennessee.
Hellbilly has a new album coming out soon.
Hellbilly by Ol'Greg April 13, 2025
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