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Agawam high 2021 

A high school in Massachusetts that is completely ass. The teachers are amazing but the faculty is horrible and unfair. They'll punish the wrong person for doing the right thing. Don't wear a hat in front of Ms.Fayre, she may or may not take it depending on who you are. We aren't heroin high anymore, we're now somewhat popular thanks to marcus. I say this because Marcus whooped the fuck out of this kid Bryan. It was bad. All we have now in the school is the occasional libtard teacher who hears the word gun and sends the whole school into a lockdown. We're also the home of the dumbass who posted on Snapchat "who's ready for school" while holding his airsoft gun. Agawam ain't racist no more, and we don't have heroin. Just the rumors of a kid jacking off... Cough cough cam and another kid who had a crackpipe.
Agawam high 2021 seems even shittier than heroin high
Agawam high 2021 by Cspill69 February 23, 2021

brea olinda high school (2016/17) 

snakes, caucasians who think their shit doesn't stink, and a staff that is made up of former (and current) crackheads, nerds, ancient dinosaurs, and the young ones who just can't seem to update grades until the last day of the semester. brea olinda high school is not only less than mediocre, but at the top of hill where the teachers have no idea what to do in an emergency. known as the wildcats, many of bohs' residents wake up in the morning, ready to face a day of the wrestling coach dragging kids out of class for drugs, girls spraying more perfume than their body weight, and getting in mile long lunch lines (which take up about fifteen minutes of a twenty minute lunch break.) stereotypical? nope. instead of jocks, cheerleaders, and nerds, we have mexicans who are part of "blood" and "crip" gangs, the kids that color their hair because they think it's edgy, the ones that talk about bottom text memes, the ones who talk about offensive memes, the group of freshman that were earlier known as the "skater squad"(only because they went to active once, and rode a penny board in the seventh grade.) a few kids that tried to get famous, the choir kids, who have to make it obvious that "i can't, i have choir rehearsal" every day, even on holidays? okay. the cheerleaders who go through the loss of a team member every three weeks, and the seniors who everyone knows because they were in asb or link crew at some point. hell isn't underground, it's on a hill, in a canyon.
brea olinda high school? the one full of privileged whites who think racism is funny? okay! i know that school!

brea olinda high school (2016/17) is a school that understands that they're the only people on earth, and that degrading yourself is the way to be cool. 😎

Lower Merion High School (2026)

A well-funded Main Line school that spawns Starbucks-drinking, lacrosse-playing, iPhone-using, TikTok-addicted, grade-worrying, Taylor Swift-listening, party-going, nice-car-driving, Ivy-League-obsessed rich kids who follow every trend and think they’re celebrities. In reality, the only people who care live on the Main Line, and even their dramatic friends still find ways to hate on each other because they have nothing better to do. They get away with most things because daddy makes a lot of money.

This place is basically a luxury NPC factory and a disaster at the same time. You either got kids who don’t care about school or overprivileged try-hards doing every club just to get into their Ivy League dreamhouse.

The girls live on TikTok, Lululemon, and Instagram drama. The boys act chill, but you know they have fake IDs and drink every Saturday.

Don’t get me started on the freshmen. They have the attention span of a pencil eraser and play Geometry Dash in detention.

THE URINALS DON’T FLUSH, SO THE HALLWAY SMELLS LIKE PISS.

Everyone follows the same trends. If you don’t have a Stanley cup, you’re cooked. You won’t get bullied like the movies, but you’ll definitely get gossiped on by Regina George and her squad.

If you want four years of stress, gossip, rich-kid drama, broken bathrooms, and people saying “Bro,” “OMG like,” and “I mean…” every five seconds, welcome to Lower Merion.
Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that all our AP teacher's gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that connors party got busted!!one1 and how do my very tight shorts, uggs, and lululemon bra jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by adam tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of Lower Merion High School (2026).

High School in 2017 

Poorly thought out and inefficient way of preparing teens for adulthood

Staff
The school staff is full of middle-aged cucks or teachers, principals, and counselors for short.

Counselors like to take little situations way out of proportions.

Teachers take pleasure in seeing all of our hopes and dreams crushed. They only way you could prevent this is to become a “teacher's pet” and you’re forced to basically suck them off until graduation. Routines include a large amount of homework with a only one day to complete it, unexpected quizzes with questions that don’t relate to any of the topics you learned/worked on, and not putting in grades on time but when they do it’s late credit.

Principles don’t really do anything besides mingle around the school.

“Education System”
We learn pointless things and do pointless things that won’t benefit at all. Why learn how do taxes for a business when you can make clay pots in art class? High school credits don’t make sense at all and you have to do extracurricular things just so you can graduate. The only useful core class is math everything else is basically useless

Bathrooms
Not worth it just wait until you get home

I would mention the cancerous students but I just hit the character limit :/

Conclusion
All in all high school is just a waste what’s supposed to be “The best years of your life”.
Elementary Student: So high school gonna be?
Me: A complete waste of life just drop out while you can.

(High School in 2017)

Stevenson High School Class of 2014

The Class of 2014 that has the most whores, sluts, skanks, bitches, drug addicts, pot heads, and lesbians SHS has ever seen. Washington's most looked down upon school. Stevenson High School Class of 2014 has one of the highest drug abuse ratings in Washinton State. 40% of the girls at SHS are lesbians.
Stevenson High School Class of 2014 has so many Skanks! Just look around!"
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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