A situation that is so ridiculous and cheap that is borders the edge of reality and believability.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear that HolmB received a ticket going 60 in a 45 after the limit had just changed from 55?"
Guy 2: "That is Higgie-Deux for sure!"
Guy 1: "No doubt boo no doubt!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).