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hermioney 

A bitch who lies all the time to her bestest friends, then blames her doings on them. For example, searching up PORN!
I'm going to kick that girls ass Hermioney
hermioney by Tyler's definitions August 27, 2016
Hermine is a swag person, everyone wants to be like Hermine.
She is pretty awesome, and actually really smart.
Hermine will know the answer to every question you have about anything.
If you have a Hermine in your life, you are one hell of a lucky person.
Person 1: shit man im so lucky
Person 2: why man, what happened??
Person 1: I met a Hermine yesterday
Hermine by Tore Ass October 9, 2018

Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.
How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

Hermione 

An exceptional young woman. The brightest of her age, and the prettiest for years to come. To be described as a “Hermione” would be the greatest compliment a girl could ever receive. Athletic, strong, beautiful, funny, and sweet. She’ll study hard about any topic, then find a way to make a joke out of it. She works hard even if she doesn’t know it’ll pay off. She is the type of person who would enjoy partying hard all night, but also having a quiet night in with her friends. Hermione's are rare and difficult to find. When you find a Hermione keep her cherish her as she is your best hope in life. The only word that could define a Hermione is perfect
“Wow I met this amazing girl last night she was quite the Hermione”
Hermione by ThoughtfulDuck November 25, 2018

Hermione 

Hermione is a beautiful girl, who cares a lot about her friends. She is smart, funny, caring and many more! Everyone wants to be just like her. She is the best person you will ever find!
❤️
I wish that i can be like Hermione 😩❤️
Hermione by x.Moonlight.x July 17, 2019

Hermioneophobia

the fear of failing in the OWLs and NEWTs
*two friends going to appear for their OWLs in 5 minutes*

Friend 1: "Let's go and have some snacks before the exam, we've already done enough revision"

Friend 2: "NO! I don't wanna fail in my OWLs. I have yet to revise once more..." *frantically turns book's pages*

Friend 1: "Oh, so you have Hermioneophobia!"
Hermioneophobia by Grimizan June 29, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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