Hepton 

A Hepton is a great creature of the homosexual territory. They are lovable, cuddly and very very nice. Everyone loves a Hepton.. Nobody can hate them.

They are found in highly populated areas and if you see one hug it.. twice. They have a good sense of humour and great dress sense. Its the gay-best-friend you always wanted!

Girl 1 : He's so cute, and gay!
Girl 2 : I know.. such a Hepton
Girl 3 : I love Heptons!
Guy 1 : Me too....
Guy 2 : I'm gay.

Hepton by Gaysruleok December 27, 2010

Heston

He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.

Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick”
Woman “ yea it’s huge”

Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021

hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

Helton 

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.

The Helton's are the shit

Helton by S to the amantha July 7, 2008

patricia heaton 

an actress famous for her role as ray's wife debra in everybody loves raymond. considered one of the ultimate milfs, along with diane lane and pamela anderson.

i dont care how old she is i wanna bang patricia heaton.

patricia heaton by ballerific March 21, 2007

Heaton 

a severe form of scaring rug burn typically found on the knee(s).

I got a heaton on my knees last night from humping on the floor.

Heaton by Jrockati December 9, 2008

Hestonaldo 

a) An entity that is good as fuck and isn't to be messed with by some simple chump.

b) A level of difficulty that simply can't be handled or comprehended by mere mortals!

c) Over Powered.

Oh shit, that guy is absolutely hestonaldo! Stay away from him!

Hestonaldo by jeezcalmdown October 14, 2008