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The state of ones penis after sex when it is abnormally heavier than usual even though it is no longer erect.
Man #1: Yo, why is your dick so heavy?
Man #2: Because I gotta hephty.
Man #1: Oh, no wonder.



Woman #1: Jimmy's hephty lasted for an hour last night.
Woman #2: What's a hephty?
Woman #1: Oh, that's what you call a dick for the period when it's abnormally heavy after sex.
Woman #2: Oh, OK.
Hephty by Killa Phorilla February 21, 2009
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The word "Heshty" is a word to describe something that is good which can create a better day, can be more relaxed, or just in general make for a more positive environment.

A mix of the skateboarding term Hesh and Cushty

which brings to mean, you think *whatever* is good, and you don't care if someone dislikes it.
Person 1: "Yo did you listen to *artist*'s new track?"
Person 2: "Yeah that Sh*t is heshty!"

"Sitting at home with a bacon sandwhich and a relentless drink, this is heshty."

"In the studio making music all day, this is so heshty!"
Heshty by iamNSB January 25, 2013
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Hephty • hephy • Hepty • Heshty
aka anthony wu...the hottest asian to ever exist. i love him.
hephy loves aphrodite because she is really hot and so is he.
hephy by annie October 16, 2004
Hepty is a cool dude who stands out wherever he pleases. He is charming and a little odd, but that's what makes him a great friend. Always listen and gives great advice.
I wish Hepty was in this party, he always makes me laugh.

Hepty? Yes he is always one step ahead, and not even Diegue can say otherwise.
Hepty by El Potente Latino November 24, 2021
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