hedgehog's dilemma 

The phrase hedgehog's dilemma refers to the notion that:

(1) The closer two beings come to one another in a relationship, the more likely it might be for them to inflict psychological pain on each other
(2) Yet if they remain apart, they each might feel the roughly-equivalent (psychological) pain of loneliness.

This notion comes from the conjecture that hedgehogs, with sharp spines on their backs, might hurt each other if they get too close. It is a character trait believed to be possessed by some individuals, in real life as well as in works of fiction, sometimes causing anti-social behaviours, often allegedly caused by an unpleasant past experience of intimate relationships. A person who suffers from the hedgehog's dilemma will usually avoid becoming too close or involved with someone, due to fear of another similar, possibly painful, experience, such as they had experienced in the past.

Porcupines are a better example of the hedgehog's dilemma due to their commonly known dangerously sharp spines. As you can imagine, getting too close to them will provoke them and might force a few spines in you in self defense.

hedgehog's dilemma by amachi February 16, 2008

Hedgehog's dilemma 

A lonely heart experiencing hedgehog's dilemma craves loving relationship but:
1
Doubts that love as she defines it is possible
2
Has built up a wall around her heart as a defense from past hurts
3
Is in love and is afraid, very afraid
4
Is necessarily cautious

Is one suffering from hedgehog's dilemma more compatible with a porcupine, who is also guarded, or a puppy that is open to and unafraid of love?

Hedgehog's dilemma by LetsPlayKeepAway December 11, 2019

Hedgehog's Dilemma 

A rather uninteresting electro group from Ashland Oregon. Sounds like what you'd hear if you put two TVs on at the same time, one tuned to static, the other tuned to commercials and 50's movies, then stood between them with their respective volumes at 1.5.

I put on the Hedgehog's Dilemma album, and I wondered, "where the fuck is the music?"

Hedgehog's Dilemma by FatSabbath October 16, 2013

hope his next shite's a hedgehog 

To wish pain upon someone the next time they attempt to excrete faeces from their body.

Person One: Nacho Novo stamped on someone again in the game on Saturday
Person Two: Can't stand that wee rat. I hope his next shite's a hedgehog.

hope his next shite's a hedgehog by Anonymous Chrysanthemum May 26, 2009

Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome 

When an a movie/game franchise attempts to appeal to an angsty teen audience by making their newest title as gritty and edgy as possible, even if it contrasts with the tone of the rest of the franchise. Generally, this poor attempt at being relevent rarely is successful.

Dude, did you see how edgy that new Venom movie is! It's pure Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome!

Shadow The Hedgehog Syndrome by Polackis August 15, 2018

Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM 

Saturday morning cartoon based on the Sonic the Hedgehog videogame franchise. It debuted in 1993, and was a cancelled a year later. While it starred SEGA's mascot, it was nothing like the games which it was based on, adding a bunch of new characters like Princess Sally and Bunnie Rabbot. Retarded furries immediately jizzed their pants over the show.

It spawned an idiotic fanbase of basement-dwelling losers in their 30s who constantly whine about how the show didn't deserve to be cancelled and to this day, believe that it will one day be renewed, despite the fact that it was cancelled IN 1994, and absolutely NONE of the characters from SatAM have ever appeared in a Sonic game.

Its retarded fanbase often proclaims that the series is 'dark' and features 'intelligent writing' The pilot episode alone features Sonic using annoying buzzwords like 'mondo' and 'totally' in almost every sentence. He even breaks out an electric guitar and begins to wail on it for no apparent reason.

Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM

Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM by HomocidalTomato October 8, 2010

Shadow the Hedgehog 

a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of a walnut except way smaller.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened with Shadow the Hedgehog?
Person 2: Yeah, he pissed on Eggman's wife didn't he?

Shadow the Hedgehog by egshgells June 5, 2019