Harboner

I'm heading to the bathroom right now because this picture of the Big House is giving me a Harboner.
by NCAA Rules Commitee January 03, 2015
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Harbon

1) a word describing a mans genitalia

2) a mans penis when fully erect is sometimes only very small or less than two inches in length, know as Harbon syndrome

3) small penis syndrome

4) attracted to dwarfs , midgets , or in some cases , gingers
to harbon is to finger penatrate a female anus because your penis is too small to make an impact.
by Thorr&Zeus February 18, 2018
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The feeling one gets when excitedly watching Jim Harbaugh, football virtuoso, coach the hell out of the 49ers. Can also be used when brother John Harbaugh, Baltimore's head coach, induces similar such excitement.
"Did you see Jim Schwartz lose his shit after the Lions' first loss?!?"

"Yeah, man. I'm fully torqued right now!"

"Well, you better get to the doctor if that Harboner lasts more than 4 hours. It can cause serious damage."
by Harry Sasquatch October 17, 2011
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