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Harassel 

Contraction of Harass and Hassel

When one is continually annoyed or provoked by a non-corporeal entity or condition of their own devise; else by any being of lesser significance to themselves.

To have stress forced upon yourself by an annoying little git
Don't you dare harassel me.

Sorry for being out of sorts, but I was being harasseled all day
Harassel by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007
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harassle 

When the act of getting harassed is causing a hassle. For example, somebody making you do something that is really out of the way and they insist that it is done now when you really don't want to. It can be summed up by pretty much anything your parents ask you to do.
Man, house-sitting my parents dogs this week is going to be such a harassle.

That's all the way over town! What a harassle.
harassle by hecantalk March 19, 2007

Harrasselhoff 

To electronically harrass someone by forcing them into a situation where they are exposed to photos of David Hasselhoff in a sexy pose
"I changed John's desktop background to be a photo of Hasselhoff with a pug covering his junk. Best Harrasselhoff Ever."
Harrasselhoff by lc1224 November 29, 2012

harassling 

the act of simultaneously harassing and hassling; to persistently irritate and inconvenience
I can scarcely get my work done with everyone hovering and harassling me all day.
harassling by Macie Benson July 28, 2008

Equal Opportunity Harasser 

One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.
Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.

harassenger 

A passenger who is constantly on your ass about your driving skills. He/she constantly cautions you to keep a safe distance from the car in front of you, checks that you're obeying the speed limit, and is always quick to point out your navigational errors.
Guy riding shotgun: "Could you slow down a little? We're dangerously close to exceeding the speed limit by 5 mph."
Driver: "Quit being such a harassenger."
harassenger by cWeezy May 11, 2014
Word of the Day on May 13, 2014

master harasser 

A master harasser is usually a faggot douche bag who has nothing better to do but annoy friends or foes because s/he is a failure who needs to compensate for his retarded mind set.
My friend hunter p is a master harasser
master harasser by Master condom April 21, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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