Harassel

Contraction of Harass and Hassel

When one is continually annoyed or provoked by a non-corporeal entity or condition of their own devise; else by any being of lesser significance to themselves.

To have stress forced upon yourself by an annoying little git

Don't you dare harassel me.

Sorry for being out of sorts, but I was being harasseled all day

by Nards_OTC August 22, 2007

harassle

When the act of getting harassed is causing a hassle. For example, somebody making you do something that is really out of the way and they insist that it is done now when you really don't want to. It can be summed up by pretty much anything your parents ask you to do.

Man, house-sitting my parents dogs this week is going to be such a harassle.

That's all the way over town! What a harassle.

by hecantalk March 19, 2007

Harrasselhoff

To electronically harrass someone by forcing them into a situation where they are exposed to photos of David Hasselhoff in a sexy pose

"I changed John's desktop background to be a photo of Hasselhoff with a pug covering his junk. Best Harrasselhoff Ever."

by lc1224 November 29, 2012

harassling

the act of simultaneously harassing and hassling; to persistently irritate and inconvenience

I can scarcely get my work done with everyone hovering and harassling me all day.

by Macie Benson July 28, 2008

Equal Opportunity Harasser

One who sexually harasses regardless of gender, or sexual identity.

Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.

by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019

harassenger

A passenger who is constantly on your ass about your driving skills. He/she constantly cautions you to keep a safe distance from the car in front of you, checks that you're obeying the speed limit, and is always quick to point out your navigational errors.

Guy riding shotgun: "Could you slow down a little? We're dangerously close to exceeding the speed limit by 5 mph."
Driver: "Quit being such a harassenger."

by cWeezy May 11, 2014

master harasser

A master harasser is usually a faggot douche bag who has nothing better to do but annoy friends or foes because s/he is a failure who needs to compensate for his retarded mind set.

My friend hunter p is a master harasser

by Master condom April 21, 2017