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harassle
When the act of getting harassed is causing a hassle. For example, somebody making you do something that is really out of the way and they insist that it is done now when you really don't want to. It can be summed up by pretty much anything your parents ask you to do.
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Harrasselhoff
To electronically harrass someone by forcing them into a situation where they are exposed to photos of David Hasselhoff in a sexy pose
"I changed John's desktop background to be a photo of Hasselhoff with a pug covering his junk. Best Harrasselhoff Ever."
Harrasselhoff by lc1224 November 29, 2012
harassling
harassling by Macie Benson July 28, 2008
Equal Opportunity Harasser
Sophia made sexual jokes at her girl and guy friends because she believed in being an equal opportunity harasser.
Equal Opportunity Harasser by punkinnpuddin April 15, 2019
harassenger
A passenger who is constantly on your ass about your driving skills. He/she constantly cautions you to keep a safe distance from the car in front of you, checks that you're obeying the speed limit, and is always quick to point out your navigational errors.
Guy riding shotgun: "Could you slow down a little? We're dangerously close to exceeding the speed limit by 5 mph."
Driver: "Quit being such a harassenger."
Driver: "Quit being such a harassenger."
harassenger by cWeezy May 11, 2014
Word of the Day on May 13, 2014
master harasser
A master harasser is usually a faggot douche bag who has nothing better to do but annoy friends or foes because s/he is a failure who needs to compensate for his retarded mind set.
master harasser by Master condom April 21, 2017
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026