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Happy Puppy 

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When a dude is blowing a dude and gets so happy that he pees on the pillow while the other dude ejaculates on his face.
Gregg had to throw away his pillow after his boyfriend gave him a happy puppy.
Happy Puppy by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009
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happy puppy 

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when a girl is sucking dick, and she wags her face back and forth like a dog with a bone
give me a happy puppy but don't bite too hard...
happy puppy by thom.rosemary April 4, 2009
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Related Words
happy puppy • Happy Amigo Puppy • happy pappy • Happy pappy pippy family • Brake-happy Pappy • yo slap happy pappy • happy the pappy • slap-happy-grand-pappy • happypuppy.com • happypuppies.net

Happy Amigo Puppy 

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A friend of Mexican decent who is considered to be cute, like a puppy, and is always happy.
Dude, my dog died...
Its okay, we always have our Happy Amigo Puppy.
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Happy pappy

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A term used to describe a male senior citizen receiving fellatio to the extent of climax
Every time I go to visit Grandpa he doesn't let me leave without making him a happy Pappy
Happy pappy by FavFreak4u October 6, 2022
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Brake-happy Pappy 

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The person: "Pappy" (Man or Woman)
The behavior: "Brake-happy" (Putting on the brakes too frequently and often un-necessarily).

This behavior is often displayed when behind the wheel of (any) automotive device.
"Oh no, I've got a 'Brake-happy Pappy' in front of me!"

"There goes the road! A 'Brake-happy Pappy' is amongst us!"
Brake-happy Pappy by heartley99 May 15, 2010
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yo slap happy pappy 

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the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
erm...see above
yo slap happy pappy by ninj4 March 23, 2004
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happy pappy

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a crazy old person who lives in a shot gun shack
“wow look at that happy pappy finally checking his mail”
happy pappy by cadenceiansa December 15, 2018
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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