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Hanover, Ma 

Hanover, MA is a town filled with dumbasses. Though there are a few rare exceptions, Hanoverian's have been somehow able to live amongst each other willingly for ever. Upon getting your license the average HHS 16 yr old gets a car nicer than most of your parents drive, which they will proceed to crash within three weeks of being able to drive. although they will not receive punishment because everyone in Hanover is somehow related to someone somewhere that ends up clearing their name. Everyone who graduates from Hanover High, who was on the football or field hockey team, never leaves Hanover. They are what we call "Stuck in High School", in fact even several years after graduation you will still find several of our football stars at the junior and senior prom. You'll also find them working at Shaw's, Sears, Go-Go's, and you can count on the best looking under aged and college drop outs, will be working at Mary Lou's. The pathetic truth is that their pampered lifestyles and lack of common sense, lands most all of it's unworthy inhabitants filled with even more love for this rather unrealistic lifestyle. On average 85% of HHS graduates end up back at home with their parents, just chillin with their high school pals. This disturbing suburbia is a black hole in mass, that should be removed, although if you ever visit, no one will agree because most everyone believes that Hanover is Heaven. Don't let the beautiful homes, and beautiful people distract you, Hanover is a shit hole.
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Hanover, Ma by backinhvrfml December 6, 2009
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Hanover MA 

A town in the south shore of Massachusetts where the single girls are wildly average and the hot ones are locked up. A place where getting hammered on the weekends is a way of life. Kids walk around school stoned and pack the bathrooms just to get their juul rips in. Weekends are the best, as kids will get together in search of the house they are going to get hammered at. A place where everyone is somehow related to each other. Hockey and football run the town. Whatever you do gets around real quick in this small town. Lots of kids end up “stuck in high school.”
“Yo Teddy where we drinking tonight in Hanover Ma?”

“Chris’s. Lets hit EZ and load up on booz.”
Hanover MA by BakerTheJet October 15, 2019

mall hangover 

the headache, tiredness and sometimes nausea one gets after going to the mall.
I was at the mall for like five hours and when I got home I had a major mall hangover.

Mascara hangover 

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day
Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.
Mascara hangover by Shawster April 19, 2014

Mac Hangover 

Massive headache and/or nausea as a result of drinking way too much alcohol the night before.
Man, I have a mac hangover ! I shouldn't have drunk all that alcohol
Mac Hangover by urbanqueenofwords January 12, 2013

Make-up Hangover 

The state of one's face the morning after a rip-roaring night of partying and falling asleep with a full face of make-up, resulting in a drastic case of raccoon eye or liquid liner leakage. This is a usual happening on Jersey Shore; most recently in an episode where we found Sammi the Sweetheart painstakingly picking mascara goop out of the inner corner of her eye after a rough night at the bar with Ronnie. Wash your faces ladies!
Sammi looked like crap the next morning because she didn't wash her face - mascara goop in her eye and liquid liner all over her pillow. She was suffering a serious case of make-up hangover.
Make-up Hangover by Devonce December 15, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover 

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.
The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"