hamjam

What you say when you're stuck in a bad situation.

Another word for "Shoot, I'm screwed" or f*, sh*, bs, and u know....

"Hamjam! I forgot to do my homework."

or...

"Someone threw your computer off the cliff."
"Hamjam."

by dopey193 June 5, 2014

when you bite into a ham sandwich with to much mayo and it gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

I had to use my tongue to free up my hamjam.

by artie May 24, 2003

hamjammer- when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.

by janet June 8, 2003

Hamjam

The act of jamming one's fist into another person's booty hole (on a pig, this would be in the ham region)

Man: I wanna try something different this time. Can I hamjam you?
Woman: Sure!

by Fredstof March 7, 2018