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means to perform in the act of sex with another person. It can be used when discussing both giving and receiving sex, or the wish to have sex with someone else. Normally a term used when the use of a phrase such as "getting yer hole" may be deemed too crude or offensive, or if the person using the phrase is in ear shot of someone they would not wish to know that they are having/planning on having sex.
It can also be used when trying to inform someone sex has recently been performed.
Example One (when used in a discussion)
Person 1: "Aye, am goin te his the night. Actually canny wait man, its been too long!"
Person 2: "Oh! Ye think you'll be getting yer ham jam the night then?"
Person 1: (winks) "Oh Aye man."
Person 2: (immediantly grins) "Yaaaas."

Example Two (when used to inform)
Person One: (raises eyebrows) "Here, by ra way, ham jam"
Person Two: (laughs out loud) "Yaaaaas!"
Ham Jam by Paggington September 29, 2011
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Ham & Jam 

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.
Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.
Ham & Jam by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

Ham n Jam 

v. To get Hammered and then to attend a Jam (Party)

Can be shorted to HJ.
1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"

Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."

2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"

Max "Im always down for a HJ"
Ham n Jam by asdkaidland May 21, 2010

Oh honey ham my jam 

That feeling when the beat drops.
Person A: The beats about to drop!
Person B: Oh honey ham my jam!
Oh honey ham my jam by Smoshyrocker February 19, 2015

Jam the ham 

"Think Sarah's jamming the ham in there" "Gonna jam the ham tonight with Sarah"
Jam the ham by DaddyChungus October 27, 2019

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

ham jammer 

when u need 2 tongues to remove the ham sandwich with mayo from the roof of your mouth.
ham jammer by your coyl June 7, 2003
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