Hairmare 

Similar to having a nightmare that you are naked in front of everyone; a hairmare is a nightmare that your hair is out of control and a complete mullet/permed/reverse mohawk disaster.

Hey Jane, last night I had the worst hairmare ever. I was walking into Starbucks sporting a permed front and a rat tail in the back! Scary.

Hairmare by sslove January 14, 2008

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.

"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."

Hairyareola by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007

Hairmary

Hairmary is the ultimate flex. She is chill and knows how to have a good time. Do NOT cross a Hairmary because it’s either they like you or don’t. If Hairmary likes you , she will spoil you with love, if she doesn’t, good luck to you. Loyalty is important to her, and she makes a great friend. Hairmary is rare like a hidden gem, if you find one , hold on.

She looks so important, she must be a Hairmary.

Hairmary by sessionaddressed November 22, 2021

haircarecharli 

a very talented editor who makes the best edits and is unproblematic and sweet!💕

“who is haircarecharli” my favorite and best editor in the world

haircarecharli by <3……. March 15, 2022

haircarecharli 

The best editor to ever exist. Very nice and hardworking i love her so much. She is my favorite editor!

“who is @haircarecharli?” the best and my favorite editor!

haircarecharli by <3……. March 15, 2022