hair farmer

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

by Chris Rosenbaum February 5, 2004

hair farmer

A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets

Most members of these bands, among others: Whitesnake, Poison, Motley Crue, Warrant.

by Roderick October 16, 2003

hair farmer

a dude that grows his hair out like a chick

Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s

by Rob Kelly_RJC December 13, 2008

Hair Farmer

a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.

Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!

by Flamin Orphans April 13, 2009