hair farmer
hair farmer by Chris Rosenbaum February 4, 2004
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hair farmer
A member of a heavy-metal band, usually in the 1980s. The look is primarily characterized by a large amount of hair (normally blond), secondarily by donning spandex and studded leather jackets
hair farmer by Roderick October 16, 2003
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Hair Farmer
a guy who spends more than half the day messing with his hair. Also a guy who has long hair and uses his hand for a comb during the day.
Girl: Come on, lets go or we will miss the movie.
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!
Dude: hold on. Im doing my hair.
Girl: God, your such a hair farmer!
Hair Farmer by Flamin Orphans April 14, 2009
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hair farmer by Rob Kelly_RJC December 19, 2008
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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