The official teertham ( sacred drink) offered to devotees at the swag temple, because everyone knows a bad bih want a henny drinker
All swag peechuts are to get unlimited henessy xo every sunday by thr decree of the deity of swag- officiated by peebhas the holy
the official theertham (offeratory holy drink) offered to devotees by the swag temple. may be consumed raw (for staunch devotees who are actually swag), with mixers (for beginners on the path to swag who cannot yet handle the full power of this mystical brew), or mixed with codeine and HAIR BOOZE if you are the most swag peechut alive aka me
all devotees of the swag deity will be dispensed the holiest of drinks, the most sacred brew in this plane of existence, the one, the only, henessy xo, at the nearest dispensary of swag, by commandment of the supreme grand peechut, peebhas.
by swagtemplemanagementcomittee April 16, 2025