HA-UN 

1. In live or computer RPGs, the principal material component of equipment used by your opponents to reduce you to a thick yellow smear with no effort or risk, especially those items/gadgets which cheerfully violate all of the game rules YOU have to abide by.

2. An item or power you will never, ever be allowed to get your hands on it because it's too powerful and serves only as a plot device or some referee's sadistic whims.

Named for its chemical composition. HA (handwavium) + UN (unobtanium)

Their "Guns of Vaporizing Players +15" ran on HA-UN batteries and so were useless to us.

The GM equipped all of the monsters with HA-UN armor because we didn't bring snacks.

HA-UN by Marc Bowden September 4, 2005

Haunted House 

Reference to a disgusting porno that takes place within a haunted house. Bodily fluids of all types are involved.

"GIRL YES!!! You are now invited to my haunted house!"

Haunted House by Pokonno December 12, 2021

Haunted Handy 

Getting a handjob in a cemetery while laying on tombstone… or on grass beside the tombstone

Sean received a haunted handy from Jules.

Whoa dude I can't believe she gave you a haunted handy!

He got a haunted handy on Richard Nixon's Tombstone

Haunted Handy by croat10 August 11, 2014

Haunted pussy 

a haunted pussy is a pussy where she had an abortion less than a month ago

"Damn bro, I sucked Karen off last night and she came like 2 times"
"I think she was pregnant like a month ago? You ate some haunted pussy, Jared, holy shit!"

Haunted pussy by jbras November 19, 2019

Hauners 

Scottish term for needing assistance in a fight

My mate was getting a kicking off a guy so he shouted "Hauners" a we all jumped in to help

Hauners by Mackrod August 30, 2011

hauntingly

That one Harrymort fan fiction with the power to make you cry every five chapters. Written by Obsidianpen, an author of both original works and fan-related prose, Hauntingly is sure to either convert you into the garbage, Harrymort cesspool or at least give you an understanding of the people who ship this very un-cannon pairing.

Related Definitions:
Harrymort- The imaginary relationship between Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter. Not to be confused with Tomarry, the name for the relationship between Tom Riddle and Harry Potter.
Cannon- The irrefutable basis of a fandom. “While disliked, John and Mary’s marriage is cannon.”

Person A: “Why did you recommend Hauntingly to me? This is so sad.”
Person B: “You gotta read it if you wanna call yourself a Harrymort shipper.”

hauntingly by I Read Too Much Fanfic November 22, 2017

Haunty 

Looking absolutely fabulous and ultimately slaying the scene.

Scott: We went to a fitting for Billboard Music Awards and our outfits, HAUNTY!
Mitch: Haunty, Slay, Work!!

Haunty by ParallelWanker May 14, 2015