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germophobe 

noun: one who suffers from spermatophobia, or a person who obsesses about avoiding contact with germs.
Harry is such a germophobe. He's stuck in the bathroom again until someone opens the door for him.

Poor Sally, she's a germophobe. Her hands are raw red from washing them so much. Why did she take that job at the free clinic?
germophobe by shoots-the-moon March 7, 2010

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012
Some thing or situation that is gay or emasculating... but without saying the word, gay
Friend 1: I just spent the past three hours listening to Drake and thinking about my ex... Friend 2: ...Gweemo
gweemo by the ligrapher March 25, 2021

guermonprez 

A masculine individual who can pull no females and has a strange affection for cheese.
He's such a guermonprez: he repelled all the girls!
guermonprez by tjeff988 April 19, 2022
The eternal germoid is the true antagonist of world history
Germoid by Huan Son June 3, 2022

Guermonprez 

A bastardised French form of the English term "Germ Warfare" used to describe military action using biological weapons.
"Them folks might at some point have the capability to use weapons of mass destruction and Guermonprez" - George W Bush in justifying the 2003 genocide in Iraq
Guermonprez by Maq April 4, 2003