Gurnos

The Gurnos; otherwise known as the ass crack of Merthyr Tydfil in South Wales. Walking down the scummy streets of the gurnos you're bound to get stabbed by a toddler, mugged my an 18 year old mother of five or raped by one of the area's many local paedophiles. Queue's outside the job centre in Merthyr are usually 95% gurnos dwellers due to the large amount of uneducated scallies that populate the area. Hundreds of smack heads wait in line outside the pharmacy in the Gurnos every day, waiting for their methadone. Heroin needles and strung out prostitutes litter the ground like crisp packets and during the winter you might mistake the white powder on the ground for snow, don't be fooled!!!! Enter the gurnos at your own risk.

What's that? you're from The Gurnos? Ewwww don't touch me!!

by SADMJBLSR November 14, 2010

Gurnos

Gurnos is full of chavs (me included), we also love charcoal Grill coz it’s just lush. And we love Tango ice blasts And we loveeeeeeeeee The hospital park and the greeny. And we always say jarj and sappenin.

The gurnos is so cool

by livvi is just too cool November 2, 2019

Gurnoor

Gurnoor is the biggest boss he will kill anyone that comes in is way

You watch out Gurnoors coming

by Gurnoor January 23, 2019

gurnisht

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.

I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

Gurnoor

Gurnoor is the name of a beautiful girl. It is an Indian name that means the light of god, because she usually in lightens people's lives. She is outgoing, hilarious, and one of the most clumsiest people u will ever meet. She is very caring and wants the best for everyone, even thought she is not good at showing it. She falls inlove with people who care about her as much as she cares for them, and bad boys. Her heart is easily breakable and very fragile. She will want the best for u even if it results in misery for her. Gurnoors are good at handling various situations and can easily solve problems. They are athletic and smart. But hav a very low self esteem. She isn't one to judge, and will treat u like u treat her; if u treat her with respect, she will be nice to u, if u treat her with hatred, she will easily deal with u by revenge. She is very protective of the ones she loves, if u hurt something/someone close to her heart, she will make sure u feel the pain u made her feel. She is very gullible and will believe everything u tell her. Gurnoors are special, if u have one in your life; hold her close to your heart and never let go.

John: Hey, you wont believe wat Gurnoor did! She's such a clutz!!
Lexie: She just wanted the best for you
John: I know, but she has a funny way of showing it
Lexie: just give her a chance
John: I know, she lights up my world

Emily: Omg u won't believe wat I did to Gurnoor
Kelsey: it better not be something mean, because no one is better at revenge than Gurnoor
Emily: I'm screwed then.

by pllfan#1 July 5, 2012

Gurnoor

Gurnoor means the light of god. It is traditional jatt boy name. Gurnoor is a really awesome, easy going, and lovable guy. He is incredibly strong at math and science. He has great physical stemina. Gurnoor is so awesome that even the presidents and kings want to be his friend. During his adulthood, Gurnoor gets a sick chill-ax career in physics and chemistry. Gurnoor was first used on a boy part of now known jatt clans Sandhu, Disanjh, and Sidhu. Gurnoor also can not stand injustice. He will destroy anyone who is an injusticified soul. Gurnoor is an awesome, cool, handsome, intelligent, and at the tops with justice. You screw him up, he'll screw up your face!

Yo I saw this guy get in a fight with Gurnoor, and in one punch the guy lost his nose!

by #imawsome November 1, 2014

Gurnoor

Gurnoor is an amazing person. She is very good in sports, specially soccer. It's obvious someone has a crush on her, but she is too fucking blind to understand. all in all she is an amazing friend. Sucks to be you if you ain't got a Gurnoor.

Dang Gurnoor, you're great at soccer!

by Unscramble Diana November 25, 2021