gurka

Gurka has the longest dick in the whole world (55 inches). He is also the coolest guy in the world an he lives in a Google Document. His favourite number is 5. Everybody wishes they were as cool as Gurka.
A tomato: Oh look, it's Gurka. He is soo cool. I wish I were as cool as him
by Fiemmannen December 13, 2016
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