Guommunism 

The social, political, cultural, and technological revolution outlined in the Guommunist Manifesto that calls for the unification of the world under one government, one super-culture, and one common goal of building a Death Star to explore the galaxy.
Aims to eradicate cultural disparities and conflict through Unification and a mono-cultural empire that will one day span the galaxy.
Made in Canada.

Guommunism: ain't no party like the Guommunist Party!

Guommunism by Lord Maplemoose October 21, 2015

Gommunism

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A BOLIDIGAL THEORY BERIBED VROM GARL MARGZ, ADVOGATING GLASS WAR AN LEEBING ZOCIEDY IN WHICH ALL BROBERTY IZ BUBLICALLY OWNED AN EAG BERSON WORGZ AN IZ BAYD AGGORDING TO THEIR ABILIDIES AN NEEBZ. :D

REAL GOMMUNISM HAZN'T BEEN TRIBED YET! XDDDD

Gommunism by TheTypoPoopcicle October 29, 2018

gommunist 

Someone, usually an edgy teen, who identifies as a communist without having read any theory or having any understanding of what communism actually is. Often these people are trolls, fanboys / fangirls of socialist leaders (most commonly Stalin or Tito), or reactionary and mostly conservative Russian nationalists who admire the USSR purely for the sake of pride.

Not to be confused with post-left anarchism.

My roommate just started dating a self-proclaimed far-leftist. Sadly, it turned out she was more of a gommunist than an intellectual.

gommunist by ARIS-Komuniszt September 9, 2018

gommunism

USSR-style authoritarian communism - a portmanteau of the words "government" and "communism." Usually used by anarchists when arguing with Stalinists.

What do you mean "Stalin did nothing wrong?" Don't give me that tankie gommunism bullshit.

gommunism by karmicviolence September 1, 2017