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Gumby Fuck 

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
Gumby Fuck by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
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Fuck Gumby 

1. A term used when mad or excited over a recreational game/ hobby.
2. A term used when a man and a woman orgasms in unison.
3. The small gland under the infamous G-Spot.
Fuck Gumby by flippyflapddfddfdddf December 13, 2010

Fuck you gumby 

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.
*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Fuck you gumby by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010

Well, fuck me, Gumby 

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
Well, fuck me, Gumby by ZenTam July 18, 2016

gummy fuck

When you’re getting a blowjob from someone who doesn’t have any teeth and they use their gums instead of their lips for sensation on your cock
Guy 1: “I heard you fucked an old lady last night!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”
gummy fuck by Lil Beverage March 17, 2019

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck 

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.
I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

Gummy Bear Fuckin 

When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.
Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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