Gumby Fuck 

Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.

May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.

"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."

"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"

Gumby Fuck by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011

Fuck Gumby 

1. A term used when mad or excited over a recreational game/ hobby.
2. A term used when a man and a woman orgasms in unison.
3. The small gland under the infamous G-Spot.

Fuck Gumby, fuck it hard.

Fuck Gumby by flippyflapddfddfdddf December 13, 2010

Fuck you gumby 

The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.

*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY

*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY

Fuck you gumby by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010

Well, fuck me, Gumby 

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

Well, fuck me, Gumby by ZenTam July 18, 2016

gummy fuck

When you’re getting a blowjob from someone who doesn’t have any teeth and they use their gums instead of their lips for sensation on your cock

Guy 1: “I heard you fucked an old lady last night!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”

gummy fuck by Lil Beverage March 17, 2019

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck 

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck by steveo1544 May 28, 2011

Gummy Bear Fuckin 

When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.

Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!

Gummy Bear Fuckin by British Gal 1973 November 5, 2023