Also known as Gumby Fuckers in plural, a Gumby Fuck is a person who acts like a retard or says something so completely fuckin dumb it hurts to hear but somehow other people acknowledge seriously.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
May also refer to a noob getting a lucky shot online.
"My Gumby Fuck History professor pointed at a map of Europe and couldnt tell France and Germany apart."
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
"That Gumby Fuck just stole my kill!!! That little bastard!"
by Drunky_the_Clown October 12, 2011
Get the Gumby Fuck mug.1. A term used when mad or excited over a recreational game/ hobby.
2. A term used when a man and a woman orgasms in unison.
3. The small gland under the infamous G-Spot.
2. A term used when a man and a woman orgasms in unison.
3. The small gland under the infamous G-Spot.
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The response to any frustration in life. Gumby can be blamed for anything, and everything. The ultimate response.
*Gets an F on finals*
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY
*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Guy: FUCK YOU GUMBY
Wife: I'm leaving you.
Husband: Ahhh FUCK YOU GUMBY
*Gets owned in Call of Duty*
Player: FUCK YOU GUMBY
by Urban Dictionary December 21, 2010
Get the Fuck you gumby mug.A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised
Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!
by ZenTam July 18, 2016
Get the Well, fuck me, Gumby mug.When you’re getting a blowjob from someone who doesn’t have any teeth and they use their gums instead of their lips for sensation on your cock
Guy 1: “I heard you fucked an old lady last night!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”
Guy 2: “Yea she took her dentures out and gave me a gummy fuck!”
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May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.
May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.
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Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!
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